#10 Review

Twilight: the movie
Catherine Hardwicke is the director of the movie rendition of the book twilight written by Stephenie Meyer. This movie was a major hit, it stayed pretty true to the book aswell. Twilight is about a girl, Bella, who falls in love with Edward. Edward turns out to be a vampire. The book is about the blossoming relationship between them. Its a forbidden love which keeps on the edge of your seat till the end. Its very creative and interesting and good for all ages. The actors play there roles very well making the movie real. The twilight series is the new harry potter series. I would def give this movie five stars! I highly suggest you go see this if you are a girl, some guys might like it but girls will love it!

#6 Illegal placement of gum!

It is now in affect that anyone seen placing gum under a table or a desk will face punishment! The consequences of such actions can result in a minimum fine of $200 or even placed in jail for repeat offenders. It is destruction of public and private property. No one wants to touch either moist or hard gum when they touch underneath a table or chair. If it is still moist you just got some one elses spit on your hand, thats just plain distasteful for anyone. Do you know how the gum gets off there eventually? It is the hardworking janitors that have to lay on their back and scrap it off. Thats a job no one wants to do, so next time get off your lazy ass and find a trash or you will find a fine!

#5 Gritpulla

Have you heard of the beast taking over Canada? Rumors say it will take over America soon, its the Gritpulla! This gruesome beast is black and gray besides, its yellow eyes and HUGE teeth. It runs on four legs but stands on two. This beast is a size of a bear.It looks like a mix between a wolf and and a beast. It can chew threw your skull and eat your brains. It loves to eat human so do not provoke this beast, it will attack and kill you if you are not careful. It hunts and will devour whole towns, leaving no survivors. It travels and hunts in large packs of up to 40. The goverment is working on a protection plan for America, consider your self warned!

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In a tranquil forest, runs a small brook.The water rushes over the rocks and continues down stream. The movement of the water makes the reflection ripple. The plants that's grow closest stand the tallest and greenest. The sun blocked from the canopy, seeps in to the forest in little spots. illuminating plants feeding them nourishing them. The water come down the rocks with such force that it turns white for a moment then resumes it original color. Along with green plants, a few red plants try to hold there ground and a dispersed scarcely across the ground. There are such variety among the plants different sizes, different shapes.

#2

Like OMG why do these people hate me. Just because im rich and popular doesnt mean they have any right to say this to me! Like i know im not ugly and i am smart, contrary to many beliefs. I cant believe there is an actual petition against me, god these people are very jealous and are just trying to make themselfs feel better... whatever like i dont even care me and Nicole know were the shit and we will continue to look hot. I am not a bad influence on young people im like just living my life to the fullest. Just because i have fun does NOT i repeat for all you people does NOT mean i should be thrown in jail. Im not just famous because my daddy was in the hotel business, i was a trend setter since the day i was born. bitches. Wow really? I am not the worst Hollywood female ever, im just having fun and like people can make mistakes right? Everyone makes them everyone who wrote on this website http://vipglamour.net/2007/03/04/the-anti-paris-hilton/has made them! Dont judge me you dont know what its like to be famous! I know im a better person than you people described me as and that's all i care about .

#1

WEEDY SEA DRAGON

written for Kindergartners:
This is the weedy sea dragon! Doesnt it look like a weird animal? Well it actually lives under water and is closely related to a sea horse kind of like it is its cousin. This creature can grow to be a little longer than your ruler you might use in class. The weedy sea dragons come in diffrent colors but the boys turn yellow like this picture sometimes. they use there tail to help them steer in the water like you do when you ride your bike. But you can not go to the pet store and by them because they arent a lot left of them and they are protected by the goverment.


Written for aliens:
Hello i come in peace this creature seems very important to you, we have discovered that this is the weedy sea dragon. You probally dont have these were you come from because they are only found on earth in Australia. These creatures are just like you in the fact that they are bright colors like yellow shown here. I highly recomend that you try and not take them they are very sensitive to the temp. and daylight patterns of australia , and they are protected from the government. These creatures can grow up to 18 inches long when fully matured. Be careful not to hurt them. peace out.





They get to about 18 inches long when fully grown. Found in reefs in australia. Close relative to the seahorse.They are becoming so rare they are goverment protected.